The “pantheon” of worst films is usually topped by fare such as Edward D. Wood Jr’s
Plan Nine From Outer Space (1959). No question. It
is truly
terrible. But naming a picture like that the “worst film ever made” is
too easy. It’s like shooting fish in a barrel. The man had no talent so
it was easy for him to make a truly awful movie. What I think should be
considered when creating a list of the worst films ever made are the
filmmaking skills and ambition of the director. Michael Cimino had both.
His
The Deer Hunter (1978) won the Oscar for Best Picture, and his debut,
Thunderbolt and Lightfoot (1974), was a quality character-driven action picture that starred Clint Eastwood and Jeff Bridges. The film he made after
The Deer Hunter,
Heaven’s Gate,
gets my nomination for the worst film ever made because Cimino had
talent and ambition. He was also (and still remains) a megalomaniac.
And
just in case you think
I’m now shooting fish in a barrel, labeling a
film “the worst ever made” by jumping on the bandwagon of what everybody
already knows, I was actually at the Toronto debut screening on
November 20, 1980. Most people never saw the full version on the big screen since it was
pulled from release after that evening and only briefly returned in a
severely cut form (the long version is now on DVD; the short version is not). Going in, I knew very little about what had happened
the night before at its world premiere in New York City (and the savage
review it got from
The New York Times critic Vincent Canby).
Sure, I admit, I had heard a brief report on the radio that the
screening had not gone well, but that was all I knew (remember, this was
prior to texting and Google and we had to rely on newspapers, radio and
TV). I thought little of the report since I preferred to make up my own
mind.